"did u dye ur hair red" ummm no its black cherry burgundy brown with an auburn undertone?? duh
When I’m listening to Britney Spears in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it
My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.
I DONT GET IT
I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c