51 Shades of My Life
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"did u dye ur hair red" ummm no its black cherry burgundy brown with an auburn undertone?? duh 

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gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Britney Spears in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single

Um…

IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.

I DONT GET IT

I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c

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Favorite Lana Del Rey Song Quotes
  • Born to Die: The road is long, we carry on / Try to have fun in the meantime / Come on take a walk on the wild side / Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain
  • Off to the Races: He doesn't mind I have a Las Vegas past / He doesn't mind I have an LA crass way about me / Light of my life, fire of my loins / He's got a soul as sweet as blood red jam / And he shows me, he knows me / Every inch of my tar black soul
  • Blue Jeans: But you fit me better than my favorite sweater / I will love you 'til the end of time / I would wait a million years / Promise you'll remember that you're mine / Baby can you see through the tears / Love you more Than those bitches before / Say you'll remember, oh baby, say you'll remember, oh baby ooh / I will love you 'til the end of time
  • Video Games: It's you, it's you, it's all for you / Everything I do / I tell you all the time / Heaven is a place on earth with you / Tell me all the things you wanna do / They say that the world was built for two / Only worth living if somebody is loving you / Baby, now you do
  • National Anthem: Money is the reason / We exist / Everybody knows it, it's a fact / Kiss, kiss / I sing the National Anthem / While I'm standing over your body / Hold you like a python / And you can't keep your hands off me / Or your pants on / See what you've done to me / King of Chevron
  • Dark Paradise: Every time I close my eyes / It's like a dark paradise / No one compares to you / I'm scared that you / Won't be waiting on the other side
  • Radio: Now my life is sweet like cinnamon / Like a fucking dream I'm living in / Baby love me cause I'm playing on the radio
  • Without You: Hello? Hello? / C-can you hear me? / I can be your china doll / If you like to see me fall. / Boy, you're so dope, / Your love is deadly. / Tell me life is beautiful, / They think that I have it all. / I've nothing without you. / All my dreams and all the lights mean / Nothing without you. / All my dreams and all the lights mean / Nothing if I can't have you.
  • Bel Air: Roses, Bel Air, take me there, / I've been waiting to meet you. / Palm trees in the light, / I can sleep late at night / Darling, I'm waiting to greet you, / Come to me, baby.
  • Cruel World: Got your bible, got your gun, / And you like to party and have fun. / And I like my candy and your women, / I'm finally happy now that you're gone.
  • Ultraviolence: He used to call me DN / That stood for deadly nightshade / Cause I was filled with poison / But blessed with beauty and rage
  • Shades of Cool: And when he calls / He calls for me and not for you / He lives for love, he loves his drugs / He loves his baby too
  • Brooklyn Baby: I've got feathers in my hair / I get high on hydroponic weed / And my jazz collection's rare / I get down to beat poetry / I'm a Brooklyn baby
  • Money Power Glory: You talk lots about God / Freedom comes from the call / But that's not what this bitch wants / Not what I want at all
  • Old Money: Blue hydrangea, cold cash, divine, / Cashmere, cologne and white sunshine. / Red racing cars, Sunset and Vine, / The kids were young and pretty.
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